idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

(via rj4gui4r)

10/10

joquilajoestar:

How pissed off would you be if you were a Gotham rogue and heard batman was dead and you weren’t the one to kill him

How pissed off would you be to hear batman is dead only for someone to take his place and you’re just like God damn god fucking damn it cause u kno it’s Robin and u kno he gonna do some flippy shit and kick u in the face

(via itschickadee)

I feel like if I were a villain I would just move to a different city honestly In gotham you'd have to deal with so many bats Just so many